Our intrepid national press

The news we get:
"Iraq! WMD! Smoking-gun!"
"Saddam hosts birthday party for Osama!"
"Wen Ho Lee: Ace of Spies!"

The news we don't get:
"W lies about Plame leak"
"Gonzalez pronounces Constitution 'quaint'!"
"U.S. Launches Illegal War of Aggression!"