Friday, April 25, 2008

A fantasy: McCain is right!

Real news:
McCain e-mail tries to link Obama, Hamas
Published: April 20, 2008
WASHINGTON, April 20 (UPI) -- An e-mail soliciting contributions to U.S. Sen. John McCain's presidential campaign suggested that Hamas wants Barack Obama to win the White House.
Fantasy news:
Pew Poll Finds 100% of World Leaders Support Obama
Swordfish WireServices
25 Apr 2008
Albuquerque, April 25 (SFWS) -- In a poll of Chief Executives from every country in the world, Pew Research found 100% prefer Obama to McCain. In democracies, Pew also asked leaders of the opposition which candidate they preferred; all responded "Obama!"

"What the U.S. needs is someone who can repair the damage done across the globe by the Bush Administration," replied British Prime Minister Gordon Brown.

Mr. Brown's comments were echoed across the geographic & political spectrum. India's Prime Minister Dr. Manmohan Singh replied, "Another flight-suit garbed, strutting warrior in the Oval Office is the last thing the planet needs."

Even Iraq's Prime Minister Maliki praised Sen Obama. "Maybe it would help to have someone interested in pursuing diplomacy. It's clear the present Administration has no vision for movement forward in Iraq!"
Hamas is simply in touch with reality!

Okay - it's a fantasy. Who knows, maybe the real wire services will pick up the story!

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